our tummies hurt

I'll rub my legs (bagels) and make it all better

-we have granola beAqs
-that sounds foreign and poisonous

I just salivated on your cellular device

-she sounded haggard-hagrid ladz (lady)

I thought the growling creature was approaching

I have meat in my teeth

unforttttunately

20 minute laughing

-ness while eating potato salad and meat

"DON'T SIT ON THE POTATO SALAD!!!"

my pimple hurts from laughing

mosquito dippers
mosquito diapers
mosquito tippers
mosquito q-tippers
-I thought you said mosquito 'tippers'
-like cow tipping?

imma errplane