old poems.

December 9, 2005
"Candace
-You are stupid
-You'll never get shot by Cupid.
-You can't rap
-You hang out with a gay chap.
-You make Jeff sick
-He wants to beat you with a stick.
-You suck at life
-Mr. A wants you to be his wife.
-You make deals with Mr. E
-Jeff wants you to go live in a tree.
-Candace, you're loud
-Jeff wants you to be chowed.
-Candace, SHUT UP!
-The End
By: Noah et Jeff"

December 18, 2005

"Banderbears like berries,

Banderbears seem scary.

But when you pull their rotten teeth

You no longer need be wary.

Banderbears are big,

Banderbears are fluffy,

Do they like Giant Peaches?

Hmm... now that's a toughy."

Sept. 7, 2005

"Math is hard,

It's like ugly white lard.

If you can't pass addition

Then you're under par.

Math can be difficult,

Math can be easy,

I love quesadillas

Because they're so cheesy!"

July 12, 2005

"Rocks are weird,

They can never grow a beard.

You should never hurt their feelings,

Who knows if they're queer?

Rocks are smooth,

Rocks are rough,

And they work out in the gym

So you know they're buff!"

June 18, 2005

"Moss is green

It isn't very mean.

It grows on rocks

And it grows on trees.

Moss is nice,

Moss is cool,

And it doesn't grow

In your swimming pool!"

oh my dear east coast ryan

+ (5:24:11 PM): so what up future wife?
+ we can be like steve carrell!
+ what are you gonna send me noodz? ;) haha
+ ill send you some ;D

- Come to san fran and well ride a cable car together

+ one that unwinds???
- that's the only kind worth it

cutest kid in the whole wide world right there

lines.

i need a thesaurus.

desperately. i almost bought one last night but decided against it. i don't know why.

I am in love with life.

it's beautiful. sometimes I take it for granted, but it really truly is amazing. I love it. God is good.

so I went to San Fran to see Becca today for a bit. that was fun. I took BART in and somewhere between Orinda and the Rockridge stations David Rowe randomly called me. I didn't answer b/c I was about to lose service, so I texted him "You called?" when I got to SF. I met up with Becca and we went to Rubio's b/c she was hungry. then David called again and I answered this time.
me: Hello?
David: Yes, Candace, I did call.
me: Why?
David: Where are you?
me: San Francisco.
David: Thank God you're safe.
and then he hung up.
I don't even know, but it was funny as hell. he's a strange one, but he's cute.

so then Becca and I did a little shopping and I got a cute shirt from Old Navy for like $2 b/c I had some money left over on an old gift card. a little bit after that I was hungry so I went to Panda Express while Becca got a table for us. I ran into Chris Dominguez and that was weird. we had biology together my freshman year and I thought he was so cute back then, but I'm pretty sure he was high today haha.
Chris: Hey, is your name Candace?
me: Yeah.
Chris: Do you remember me?
me: Yeah, we had bio together w/ Mrs. Marsters.
Chris: Yeah! I wasn't sure if you remembered me (and he couldn't stop laughing).
then some mindless banter about Mrs. Marsters and stuff. it was so random but it was cool.

then Becca had to go back to school and I BARTed back home and my dad picked me up. the first thing he said was "You weren't there very long. What'd you do? Go get laid and come back?" sooooooooo funny! my dad is ridiculous.

I really wish it had been cloudy and cool today, but oh well. I still love my city. and I wish I had worn more comfortable shoes b/c then I would've stayed longer and taken more pictures, but as it was, my feet were KILLING me. but I love San Francisco so very very much.

I've been genuinely happy for a solid year now.
that excites me.

good day for driving.

today was one of the best days I've had in quite awhile.

I drove alone for the first time ever today. it was marvelous. and I literally BLASTED AirOne the whole time. truth be told, I kind of miss going to church.
anyway, I went down to Chico, had lunch with Starshine, looked for jobs, killed my heels with my darn shoes, went downtown for a "tea date" with Ryan, went to Raley's for deodorant, and came home. I was only gone for like 4 1/2 hours, but it was a glorious 4 1/2 hours.
I seriously enjoy driving alone sooooooooooo much more than I do with people. and I think I prefer driving the truck now.
I even took long ways to get places today just because I love to drive.
and then I came home and mucked, cleaned my room, did laundry, cooked dinner.

I feel quite accomplished :]

yay :)

Courtney: Mr. Wallick wanted me to tell you hello.

me: Omg really???? :D

Courtney: Yeah. But Candace. Don't know who is talking...Which is kinda sad. But yeah. He was asking me all these questions when i mentioned you. Lol

me: Yeah, its me, candace. Omg, give me a play by play!

Courtney: Well i walked up to him to tell him that he didn't call my name on roll. And he asked me if he has had any of my siblings and i said yeah morgan. And he asked me what she was doing and i said going to school and living with you. And he was like Candace parker? And i was like yeah. And he was like asking me if you were still taking pictures and i said yeah and he asked me if you were going to school and i said you did last semester. And he asked if you took photo and i said I didn't know. And he asked what else and i said you were looking for a job. And he said that sounds great. And to tell you hi. Just wondering did you guys do it?

me: Did mr. Wallick and i do it??? Hahaha you know it :P and tell him hi for me too :)))) ill have to stop by sometime

Courtney: I figured. He practically got a boner when i said your name and he asked like 100 questions. I believe it.

me: Hahahahahahahaha thats hilarious! And wonderful!