Exitentialism On Prom Night

TJ: Do you still want the cookie dough?
Me&Alex: Touch my: body, earlobe, eyebrow, knee cap, hamstring, ankle, oboe, shoulder, nostril, nose hair, stomach, booby, booty, pinky, etc.
Me: Sensual Seduction
Me to Melissa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE???!!!
Me like 100x: DOOD!!!!
Me after being scared by a lady on the elevator: oh la la!
Ted: You don't want to hold him. He pees.
Me&Amber&Alexandrea: WHAT?! what? what?? What?

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so Saturday Ryan, Alexandrea, and I woke up around 10 because Mel called. :/
we lied in bed for like an hour before we got up and scoured the kitchen for something to eat.
nothing.
so we went to Taco Bell. then Al and I came home and showered and then went over to Melissa's so she could do my hair.
then we came back home and I painted my nails and shaved my legs and we got ready.
by the time we had to go to the duck pond I was just feeling so blase about the whole thing, I didn't really care and I wasn't looking forward to it very much.

then we got there and took a few pictures blah blah blah.
(oh, and when Kaitlyn's sister or somebody was taking one of the pictures Amber grabbed my booty and I started laughing. it was funny.)
then we headed down to Chico for dinner.

we got to Crush 201 and everybody was there except Zach. but in all honesty, I didn't really care that much.
so we had crab cakes, sliders, and meat balls as appetizers. delicious! beyond belief.
so then Al and I decided to go to the bathroom, which was down in the basement. when we were coming back up the elevator made a weird noise that sounded like a snap so we were like AHHHH!
dinner had arrived by the time we got back. I orded the Roasted Chicken Breast that came with little pasta things and broccoli in cheese and onion sauces. incredibly delicious. I was looking around the table to see what everybody else had gotten and a few people ordered the eggplant spaghetti and I noticed that one guy (who I later found out his name was Nich) had ordered what I had ordered.
I think by that point he had already stolen my sunglasses.
and at some point he and Amber kept staring at me and I was like 'what the heck?!' I was supa confused but it was really funny.
then Al and I went to the bathroom again and when we were getting back in to go back up the door opened and I screamed. well kind of. I just said "oh la la" in a frightened tone because there was a lady in there and I hadn't expected it. hahahaha.

then Al, TJ, and I headed over to prom, in Zach's truck, which was held at the Elk's Lodge by PV.
I checked my stuff into Coat Check and then we went into the main room.
it was pretty cool. I saw Heather almost immediately. :)
98% of the people looked realllllllllly good :) Ashley Beaudis looked soooooooooo cute!!!!!!
then we went outside for a bit and as we were walking back inside I heard someone call my name so I turned around and yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!!"
it was Melissa! she told us all she wasn't going to prom. it was pretty fantasic! I was absolutely shocked. I felt like a prize idiot b/c she was wearing the dress she made at my house. so it all happened right under my nose. it was pretty funny. and her date Matt was pretty cute. hahah. :)

so we mingled for awhile and eventually ended up on the dance floor. for a slow dance of all things. to "Bubbly" by Colbie Callet. I hated that song, but it's not so bad anymore. lol.
we danced to other songs too. like "Sensual Seduction". lmfao!!!!
I saw Melie dirty dancing! it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

at some point I went to the bathroom to freshen up and I saw my friend Ashley who I used to play softball with eons ago who I hadn't seen in years! it was crazy cool!!!!
and I saw Race, Jordon, Tim Lechlinski, and Matt Cast I believe singing karoke to "I Feel Like A Woman"! lmfao!!!!
we took prom pictures and did all that fun stuff too.
then we danced to the last song and waited for the Coat Check line to go down before we left.
then as we were leaving I realized Nich still had my sunglasses so I went up to him and asked him for them.
he was like "oh, I have to go back inside and get them" so I was like "are you serious?! you left them in there??" and he was like "well I thought I had them on me, I honestly did" so I started like freaking out.
I love those shades like nobody's business! I was pissed and then I went over to say goodnight to Amber, and low and behold, there they were, on her FACE. lol!
I told her she could keep them till Monday. :)
oh, and as we were leaving Mrs. Ogren or somebody said, "Drive safely."

so then TJ, Zach, Alex, and I went over to Safeway to get some cookie dough and drinks.
then Zach took us out to this field so we could look at the stars. by the time we got out there it was like 12:40.
it was bumpy and we were basically off-roading for awhile.
and then, and THEN, we got stuck in mud.
yes, you read that correctly, we got stuck in mud. after prom. mud. stuck. prom. STUCK. in mud. yes.
so Zach got out and started digging the mud out from under the back tires. like he actually got UNDER the truck. in the mud. and he was using a window cleaning mop thingy to dig with. it was quite amusing. so he was digging for about an hour before we decided to try and push the truck. DID NOT WORK.
so we were all like "What should we do??"
TJ suggested calling the cops to take us home. :/
and we knew we couldn't call Zach's parents b/c they'd be SUPER pissed.
and Alexandrea didn't have her AAA card w/ her.
so I was like "well, I could probably call my parents. my mom would probably find it amusing."
so I did and I was like "Hey Starshine. K, funny story. (pointless banter) and now we're stuck in some mud."
he said he'd call back once he thought about it.
after a few phone calls and worry, he said he and Mom were leaving in 5 minutes to come help us.
then when they got down to Safeway and stuff my mom called to ask where exactly we were. it was at this point I told her we had cookie dough and she was like "Ooh! Save me some!" it was hilarious.
so after like 5 minutes of telling them to turn right, turn left, LOOK LEFT, go straight, LOOK LEFT!!! they finally found us out in the middle of the field. it was around 3 at this point.
so then Starshine hooked up the rope thing to Zach's hitch and tried pulling him out.
it was scary. and it wasn't working. so we all started freaking out.
but then he tried again and really punched on the gas and VOILA! he pulled Zach's truck out!
we were thrilled! and we went back to look at where we were to see how deep we were in the mud and we dug ourselves pretty deep, at least a foot or so.
then we drove to the Safeway gas station so my mother could take pictures of us. lmfao.
then she was like "Do you wanna go to Denny's to celebrate?"
as we were getting into the cars TJ asks my mom "Do you still want the cookie dough?" hahahahaha. it was brilliant!

so we went to Denny's at like 3:30 in the morning. and we ate some food.
and it was great.
we ended up getting home at like 5 and Alexandrea and I went STRAIGHT to bed. we were out like lights.
then she woke me up around noon. lol.
and my mom came in and told us she had talked to my Uncle Jim and he said that if we had called a tow truck, we would have been fined $150 per tire for trespassing on private property. but the thing is there weren't any signs that said "No Trespassing" or anything.
but still. and TJ wanted to call the cops. what a boy. hahah.

so needless to say, this was a prom experience I will NEVER ever ever ever EVER forget. :)